#ALSO THIS WAS PERFECTLY TIMED FOR SCU SUNDAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gxxthicflower]

alright AHEM

also yeah its not smplive/smpearth its something WAY more obscure

okok onto the explanation

SO. jschlatt with a book of necromancy. how tf did he get it?

well theres a simple answer: he’s a god.

well, at least he USED to be. and technically he’d be the opposite of a god but it still counts because its basically the same power level and whatever

ok so theres this minecraft series made by slimecicle (yes the funny las nevadas goop guy) and its called the slimecicle cinematic universe. jschlatt is featured in it, as LITERALLY SATAN. there’s also plenty of other factors that could tie the slimecicle cinematic universe (SCU) to the dream smp but id make seperate posts about those

however, just a claim isnt enough proof to tie this shit together. i DO have another point, though

didnt schlatt only canonically die twice? once by stroke and another by being shot by quackity? i may be missing one but HMMM thats interesting right?

well he dies in the SCU too. like full on BANISHMENT death. its incredibly dramatic and INCREDIBLY stupid. but it explains why he only died twice on the dsmp. if im missing another canon death tell me but im pretty sure he only died twice right

here’s a link to the actual video that features jschlatt as god/satan/whatever the fuck idk. there may be more proof hidden in there too

this may be incredibly confusing and sound like utter bullshit but. im trying my best ALSO YOU SHOULD WATCH THE REST OF THE SLIMECICLE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE I CAN LINK YOU A PLAYLIST IF YOU’RE INTERESTED

tl;dr jschlatt used to be a god but he died and thats why he had the revive book and only two canon lives

ok quick question that i haven’t seen anyone address on any side of the dsmp fandom.

why in the absolute fuck did c!schlatt have a book titled “Book of Necromancy”??? a goddamn book on how to revive the dead?!

where in the everloving fuck did he get it? is this public knowledge?? was i just never informed?? how did he get it.